Tuesday, September 27, 2011

It's a Guy Thing!

The last post I did consisted of things most girls do so I felt it fitting to post some guy things! Not all guys do the following but most do.

Its a guy thing to:

* Buy a thousand minutes a month of cell phone time but use on average 87 minutes.

* Go straight to the action or horror section in Blockbuster to pick out a movie that "both" will enjoy.

* Be willing to communicate but only on commercial breaks.

* Fall asleep in front of the TV while maintaining a death grip on the remote. (Bubba is totally guilty of this).

* Say "I love you" right before confession something stupid he has done.

* Manicure his nails with a pocket knife (Bubba is also guilty of this)

* Touching a 9 volt battery's terminal with his tongue to see if it still has a charge (Another thing Bubba is guilty of and tried to get our kids to do...No I am not kidding)

* Want a medal for all the menial tasks he performs around the house.

* Thinking he can judge the size of something by just looking at it, as in, "Yeah, looks like you need a five-sixteenths-inch drill bit (Bubba does this ALL. THE. TIME.)



So what does your guy do?



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