Its a guy thing to:
* Buy a thousand minutes a month of cell phone time but use on average 87 minutes.
* Go straight to the action or horror section in Blockbuster to pick out a movie that "both" will enjoy.
* Be willing to communicate but only on commercial breaks.
* Fall asleep in front of the TV while maintaining a death grip on the remote. (Bubba is totally guilty of this).
* Say "I love you" right before confession something stupid he has done.
* Manicure his nails with a pocket knife (Bubba is also guilty of this)
* Touching a 9 volt battery's terminal with his tongue to see if it still has a charge (Another thing Bubba is guilty of and tried to get our kids to do...No I am not kidding)
* Want a medal for all the menial tasks he performs around the house.
* Thinking he can judge the size of something by just looking at it, as in, "Yeah, looks like you need a five-sixteenths-inch drill bit (Bubba does this ALL. THE. TIME.)
So what does your guy do?

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